FROM THE PUBLISHER >>It's cold, but Africa is too hot just now
Grocers may have run out of bread and cheese dip, but itís warm enough now for folks to restock their pantry for the next six weeks or so, or until Ground Hog Day, when weíll know for sure when spring is on its way. Weíve had fine weather this fall as temperatures often climbed into the 70s, although it hasnít been as warm as it is in Africa, where our friend Tommy Robinson is thinking about doing some business.
Weíve found out the former congressman will not go to the Democratic Republic of Congo for a while, even though he says he has a $12,000 a month lobbying contract with the newly elected president, Joseph Kabila.
ďItís dangerous for Americans over there,Ē Robinson told us.
Itís dangerous not only for Americans, but for the Congolese, too.
The DRC is in the midst of a civil war that so far has killed four million people. I wouldnít be looking for a job there, but Robinson thinks he can advise the government on how to land business deals here.
A lot of people will say Tommy is a great talker and as a businessman heís had more flops than an old Broadway producer looking for his first hit.
Robinson is trying to dig himself out of bankruptcy and hopes to get a fat check from the president of the DRC, a country in dire straits like much of Africa, Asia, South America and the Middle East, where conflicts are raging and millions are dying.
Nations are at war with themselves from Baghdad to Beirut, from Sri Lanka to Afghanistan, from Sudan to Ivory Coast, from Colombia to Chechniya.
I should have asked the former congressman (and former Pulaski County sheriff and Jacksonville police chief), when he thought it might be safe to travel to Africa, but I donít think any sensible American should go abroad anywhere anytime soon.
I donít think we can be much help to foreigners right now. The civil war in Iraq gets much worse, and thereís no end in sight to the fighting, despite recommendations from the Baker Commission that the U.S. should hand over more security to the Iraqis themselves.
Well, good luck on that. Come to think of it, that may be a job for Tommy Robinson, who could tie up all the bad guys in Iraq around the palm trees and let the improvised explosive devices take care of the rest.
But I donít think the Baker Commission will accept that as a viable solution, but Tommy might.